those assholes at the skatepark laugh at me now, but when i get home and turn on Family Guy, ill be the one laughing

Internet food-ordering is probably the best thing to ever happen to my phone-phobic social anxiety. No need to awkwardly speak to a human!

Elrond: "The Patriot Act, Mr. President, hurry! Toss it into the fire!" Obama: "..." Elrond: "Destroy it!!" Obama: "No." >=)

Hot Pants sind keine Hosen, Sandalen keine Schuhe und der Sommer einfach nicht meine Jahreszeit.

This seems good, right?

I'm at Kreiselmitte Chlodwigplatz [pic]: 4sq.com/15UcOJS

See America ? It's POSSIBLE thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/0…

Microsoft: 'The idea of ownership is morphing' // You know, the way shit morphs out of your ass. Or in this case, your mouth.

Tagsüber glaube ich immer, nachts effektiver lernen zu können. Und nachts merke ich dann, dass ich einfach faul bin.

So much spam on twitter these days. I should help. AMAZING WEIGHT LOSS TIP: Play Minecraft, forget to eat!

Ambivalent boxes...

"Did you guys want to just have superman pop up with no motivation?" (from comments section) // Well...yes. Because we know them.

You can have Batman just show up. You can have Spider-man just show up. Seriously, we all know what Batman's deal is. "MY PARENTS ARE DEAAD"

Now if you'll excuse me, I must ask @Rarefindit if he's any closer to getting me my Wrath of Khan collector's plates. storetrek.co.uk/images/STWrath…

Because when I eat spaghetti, I want to lick it straight off Ricardo Montalban's chest.

And as for making the XBox "the next water cooler," it seems to me that using Windows Media Center is more painful than Vogon poetry.

Dieses „Aufstehen“ wird sich auf Dauer nicht durchsetzen.