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Who is the greatest fictional restaurant employee of all time? Glen, manager of Stan Mikita’s Donuts

western reactionaries experience so little hostility from the world and power that they have constructed an entire parallel reality where they are oppressed at the hands of the people they hate

she married a gay man for 10+ years, hid his secret, defended him and legitimized all his children. encouraged him to bring with them all his gay lovers and eventually helped him fake his death so he could run away to live happily ever after. allyship at its finest

This change is going to be 9/11 for bottoms and completely unnoticed by tops and here's why:

Never been a fan of nepotism, but if there was ever a kid who should've been cast in one extremely specific part in his dad's films, it's Max Landis

Trying to set yourself apart from sex workers will not make men respect you. No matter what, they will never stop sexualizing you. They just don't like having to pay for it

before you root for miami to lose, think of the crypto guys. think of the italians on vacation. think of the real estate investors. think of the bachelor party wearing all linen. think of the nightclub owners. think of the guys who rent a lamborghini to take instagrams w/ it. thi

i keep trying to google south philly grocery delivery but it autocompletes 'south philly geckos' and i end up looking at pics of the geckos

JoJo was still learning to tie shoes when he saw his mother hanging after she was caught being part of the resistance and passing out anti nazi propaganda. JoJo still couldn’t successfully tie her shoestrings which causes him to break down and cry.

I really need Anthony Hopkins to get dragged for this nasty scene in Silence of the Lambs

Just a reminder that spammers spend up to $1 per email for validated email addresses. $8 a month for access to millions is a bargain.

Yeah, I read Infinite Jest. Why? #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

There's actually a pretty legendary story about Max Landis getting banned from the Cracked/PWOT forums around a decade and a half ago after losing his mind at feedback he got from posting the short story that became Chronicle in the forums before anyone knew who he was.

Turns out the magic words are "I thought comedy was supposed to be legal", and I'm not even fucking kidding. Dozens of instantly-rejected appeals, and that one worked. @PunishedBonus will be my new main, but I'm probably gonna switch my @.