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So it goes. -Kurt Vonnegut

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I was getting ready for church this morning, and my husband noticed that my shirt pretty closely matches the vintage kitchenware I I bought the other day, which matches the wallpaper in the background. I guess I like orange flowers.

I was getting ready for church this morning, and my husband noticed that my shirt pretty closely matches the vintage kitchenware I I bought the other day, which matches the wallpaper in the background. I guess I like orange flowers.
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Washing machine broke last week. Been going to the laundromat while we wait for it to get repaired. This lady just walked in, stood right beside me, did a gross, open-mouthed cough, & then sat down & loudly watched videos, & had convos on speaker phone. What's wrong w/people?

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Did you know: If you have a pacemaker, you can put it in your Will to have your pacemaker donated to a dog in need after you pass. Pacemakers cannot be donated to another human, but they can be donated to dogs with cardiac issues who would depend on it to stay alive. You can

Did you know:
If you have a pacemaker, you can put it in your Will to have your pacemaker donated to a dog in need after you pass. Pacemakers cannot be donated to another human, but they can be donated to dogs with cardiac issues who would depend on it to stay alive. 
You can
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Nothing in my 43 years of life has prepared me for having to make end of life decisions for a loved one. Please tell your people what you want. Be as detailed as possible. It's the difference between a peaceful transition & a living nightmare for both of you.

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Talking to my therapist about dad passing away a week ago, among other things, she said, "You're still alive, though. You have to take care of yourself." The most obvious statement, but incredibly hard. Grief is so heavy.

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Another day on this God forsaken website, arguing about autism with people who mostly aren't autistic, but want to patronizingly ask me if I know that it's a spectrum, that it's disabling. It never fails.🤦‍♀️

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Why is it that children and pets mainly get really sick on a weekend? I'm here at the emergency vet, hoping that my old man is going to be ok, and that I won't have to sell an organ to pay for this. #CatTwitter

Why is it that children and pets mainly get really sick on a weekend? 
I'm here at the emergency vet, hoping that my old man is going to be ok, and that I won't have to sell an organ to pay for this.
#CatTwitter
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You may love your peace and quiet in the morning, but what if you got a cat that could wake you up by climbing on the TV and knocking everything off the dresser?

You may love your peace and quiet in the morning, but what if you got a cat that could wake you up by climbing on the TV and knocking everything off the dresser?