concerning

i need something bad to happen to my landlord.

man turn off that hot mulligan and listen to some real niggas.

diva dinner

duality of woman

we are sooooo up #babykitty

With over $3M contributed and a whole lot of tumbling around in the bamboo, we’re calling this one a pan-tastic success 🐼 couldn’t ask for better pals than all of you 💚

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

god i can’t stand people who have to get shit faced every weekend to function

feeling normal as fuck on that nothing #sober

getting autistic on google calendar this morning

i’m here to flex my shakshouka

There is no difference between ICE agents and Nazi soldiers. They will be remembered the same in history and should be treated as such now

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy retard!

bring back peach nectarine redbull or there will be consequences

hello

Oh, me? I'm not watching the super bowl tonight. I'm watching the kitten bowl.

Mom id like you to meet my gf she's into cutting herself and playing nami

old women at my work are always trying to tell me that black hair looks horrible on me because i’m pale. bitch i’m trying to serve amy lee u just don’t get it.

NOOOOOOOOOOO