the nigga who runs this account might actually be a psycho

I hate when I get outnigga’d

How it feels working with coworkers who know what they're doing

being a normal kid and playing outside

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

You’re better off cheating on your spouse than begging them for sex.

Soon as I seen bro walking up with a basketball I woulda put that mf back in my pocket

I HATE this kinda gay.... I mean that with every fiber of my existence.

Boy what the hell you just say ?

Call it unhealthy if you want, but isolation is still the most undefeatable coping mechanism ever invented.

A fat man knows he is fat. He does not delude himself into thinking otherwise. He accepts it and often does not even mind being identified with it. A fat woman, on the other hand, is anything but that. She will refuse to see herself as fat and will be deeply offended should

Through a blazer is diabolical

She's cheating on him.

Dumping her after you make it, because she’s no longer your type, is completely valid.

when you finally made it to payday after living off $2.99 for the past 2 weeks

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

it's so attractive when people apologize for responding late, or when they keep you in the loop so you don’t start overthinking. the skill of communication is just attractive tbh

why what happened

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭