Welch’s white grape juice changed my life.

I’ve been finding excuses to take my car out and drive around listening to Meek album for four days straight.

The cigarette budget for the new season of Narcos gotta be a tuition.

Once you defeat all the pick-me’s, you will have to face all the women trying to convince us that they’d stand as firm as Mrs. Chapo in the highest profile federal trafficking case IN HISTORY.

Thank god my favorite rapper’s name is Shawn Corey Carter and not any of those other guys.

Do y’all think Drake’s dawg would really do it for a Louis belt? If so, I think he needs some new dawgs. And why hasn’t he done it yet in that case? ALSO, if you’re filthy rich and your dawg wants the belt that bad why can’t you just buy it for him? #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers

My knees when I try to do any physical activity that is not free throwing socks into the hamper.

Kristaps, Bro??? Really? We let you say all the deadass son b’s and corny shit and this how you do us? We taught you how to dress? How to be cool? WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BE YOU. Kristaps Porzingis And PS: word to mommy, @JPorzee, I’ll slap the dog shit outta you. - A Concerned Knicks fan

Just saying for all the good neighborhood people out there, I know a guy named Joe D that will get everyone’s money back for 5% and a hot meal from Pollo Inka.

Mood

“Lost And Found” drops Friday with Ren Thomas The goat DOM DIRTEE killed this art on this one. Big thanks to LOPICC Chris Reg, Termanology IG: Mickey.Factz Flee Lord and Statik Selektah on here!

Cops are straight up like, we’ll fucking kill you if you keep saying that we kill people

Idk if I’m alone here but I prefer my first responders to save lives not take em.

Bro this photo will seriously go down in history hahahahahahahahahahaha

Nah this got me weak 🤣🤣

We're eagerly awaiting Statik Selektah's 9th studio album 🙌 Statik, Roc Nation & Mass Appeal Records team up to release #TheBalancingAct featuring guest appearances by Nas, Griselda, Joey Bada$$, 2 Chainz, Dave East, Method Man, and more 📀 📸: LOPICC

Nas x Joey Bada$$ produced by Statik Selektah. Gary Clark jr on 🎸 OUT NOW! song.link/i/1535076108

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