Nepo terrorist you didn’t earn it

I hear a weird piano in the distance and then this shit starts happening

Catturd2 driving back and forth over his dog:

"ya see son, when a sigma and a female respect eachother hella much they want to skibidi bop bop and get their cheese drippy. 9 months later an ipad kid is born"

Walked into my Terrifier 3 screening laughing that Art the Clown was in the audience until I realized where my seat was…

the wolf howls.. but the hawk tuahs

the first time one of these things goes off the rails and squashes a toddlers head like a melon is gonna be a crazy day for posting on here

i like my staff depressed bruh

maybe im schizo but i think twitter deboosts tweets that could be critical of elon or tesla or whatever the fuck because 41 views in 11 hours is a brand new low for me

eating lunchly with a mango and drinking still water while getting some wicked hawk tuah my stupid chungus life couldnt get any better

when you fail the saw puzzle in Atlanta:

the fact that it’s an ethical session cracks me up like they assembled the worlds wisest porn addicts and held the Gooneva Convention

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Whis and beerus on earth:

lowkey thinking about quitting twitter if you even care enough go follow me here