i'm glad this crucial information was in the movie and wasn't explained later in a series of clumsy retcons to make up for force awaken's shoddy storytelling and worldbuilding

“Red wine is for boys and white wine is for girls” is the funniest possible way to announce you’re 12 years old

Golden Fleet sounds like something you would sink in ace combat port raid mission

look I can accept people asking book readers not to spoil Heated Rivalry, but I draw the line at people demanding no one spoils The Odyssey

This is literally a perfect example of how it’s soulless

of course you want to build battleships in a 21st century naval environment, you're 12

"Now it's your turn, pal"

in the Grinch’s defense, if my neighbours gave their children this thing for Christmas I would also make it my personal mission to abolish the holiday

there used to be a time when people would watch a movie to know what happens

"Hey Grok remov-"

no and why are you guys always generating children and babies.

The worst side effect of the Snyder Cut is that it opened the door to the delusional belief that every project has a top secret better version of it on a shelf somewhere and if you beg and plead enough, that top secret better version will be released to replace the other one.

Facundo Dell Aqua Ya era hora de tratar de quitarle la mala fama que tiene 40k en la cultura popular

I’m not saying I’m right: I’m just pointing out a potential generational difference: One of the biggest differences between my upbringing and how I tried to raise my boys is this. If this happened in my childhood home screaming, scolding, perhaps spanking would have happened.

The tourists are still coping after 2 whole years. Friday could easily be the funniest canonical event in the Warhammer Community ever.

HERE WE GO! Official Femstodes are finally here. So good!

Evergreen

Matt Van Swol This guy was a badass. I broke a rib once and didn’t do anything physical for a month. ICE breaks Alex Pretti’s rib and he’s back out in a week helping women being shoved to the ground by federal agents? Every time you try and slander this guy he looks cooler.