[Little Johnny Joke #32] Teacher: “It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week, Johnny! Do you know what that means?” Little Johnny: “Yes, That means it’s Thursday, Miss Brown.” 선생님: "쟈니야! 너 이번 주에 네번째로 학교에 지각한 거야! 너 이게 무슨 뜻인지 알아?" 리틀

[Little Johnny Joke #33] Little Johnny: "Mommy, does a lemon have a beak?" Mom: "No it doesn't, my son." Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed." 리틀 쟈니: "엄마, 레몬에 부리가 있어요?" 엄마: "아니, 없어, 아들." 리틀쟈니: "앗, 그럼 내가 꽉 쥐어짰던 건

[Little Johnny Joke #34] Teacher: "Why are you praying in class, Johnny?” Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep." 선생님: "쟈니야, 너 왜 수업 시간에 기도를 하니?" 리틀 ​쟈니: "선생님, 엄마가 잠들기 전에는 항상 기도하라고 가르쳐 주셨어요.

[Little Johnny Joke #35] Little Johnny told his Aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!" His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. "You naughty boy!" she screamed, "How can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell

[Little Johnny Joke #36] Teacher: Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes! Johnny: We're not passing notes. We're playing cards! 선생님: 야! 교실 뒤에 있는 너희들, 쪽지 주고받는 거 그만둬! 쟈니: 쪽지 주고받는 거 아닌데요. 카드 놀이를 하는 거예요!

[Little Johnny Joke #37] Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty the next door neighbor. They are going to get married. His parents

[Little Johnny Joke #38] Teacher: Hello boys, Remember! Nothing is impossible. Johnny : Ok, can you squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again? 선생님: 안녕, 얘들아, 기억해! 불가능은 없어. 리틀쟈니: 좋아요, 치약을 다 짜서 다시 튜브에 넣을 수 있어요?

It's difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to say. - Malcolm Margolin - 아무런 할말이 없을 때 침묵을 지키고 있는다는 것은 어려운 일이다.

[Little Johnny Joke #39] Little Johnny is in the swimming pool. The lifeguard on the pool approached to Johnny. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard.  "I have to tell your Mom about this." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe",

[Little Johnny Joke #40] Mom: Johnny, do you think I’m a bad mother? Son: Mom, my name is Peter! 엄마: 쟈니야, 넌 내가 나쁜 엄마라고 생각하니? 아들: 엄마, 내 이름은 피터야!

[Little Johnny Joke #41] Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school playground. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before

[An Old Pastor] An old preacher was dying. He sent for his banker and his lawyer, both church members. When they entered his bedroom,the old man motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. He grasped their hands, smiled and stared at the ceiling. The two men were touched

[Little Johnny Joke #42] Johnny: Good news, Dad! Dad: What do you mean? Johnny: You won’t have to buy me any new books next year. I’m taking all of this year’s work over again. 쟈니: 아빠! 좋은 뉴스가 있어 아빠: 뭐냐? 쟈니: 내년에 새 책을 사주실 필요가 없게 됐어. 올해 배웠던

Gooin Temple, Danyang 단양 구인사

우리는 스스로를 비참하게 만들거나, 스스로를 강하게 만들거나 둘 중 하나를 택한다. 이 두가지를 하는데 필요한 일의 양은 똑같다. - 카를로스 카스타네다 We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same - Carlos Castaneda

If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you. Sorry. - Satoshi Nakamoto 제가 하는 말을 믿지 못하거나 이해가 안 되신다면, 죄송하지만 내겐 당신을 설득할 시간이 없습니다. - 사토시 나카모토

No spoiler

Not everything requires your reaction, silence is a response, too. 모든 일에 너의 반응이 필요한 것은 아니다. 침묵도 하나의 반응이다.

I hate it when people mix up Your and You're. Their so stupid and its terrible.

" All that we are is a result of what we have thought."- Buddha "지금 우리를 구성하는 모든 것은 우리의 생각의 결과이다." - 석가모니