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Aren't they digging their own graves? I wonder if an AI-generated CEO should look into the quality of their decisionmaking.

POLICE INCIDENT UPDATE 3:15PM All roads around Britomart have reopened following an earlier Police Incident. This means all Bus, Train and Ferry services have resumed to normal timetables and will arrive and depart from normal stops. Thank you for your patience today. 🚢🚌🚆💙

I’m at the bird law violation. I’m at the tree law violation. I’m at the combination bird law tree law violation.

There's another women's world championship going on right now in Straya too: Underwater Hockey And the NZ team is called the Silver Fins which is basically the best imaginable riff on this team name convention They have an insta: instagram.com/nzsilverfins/?…

~I touch myself~~~ #Deadloch Kate McCartney Kate McLennan

They wove up that DNA, double hīreke

Reading Paul McAuley 's really quite masterful BEYOND THE BURN LINE. Highly recommended. Think something of Silverberg's classic Nightwings and a touch of Delany's Einstein Intersection perhaps. Surprising and touching and beautifully written science fictiion.

Off to Barbie this morning and the singular item of pink clothing in this household is a tshirt that also says “Punch Nazis” 🤔

My sister just saw Oppenheimer and something went wrong and half the screen was pink for the last 20 minutes of the movie so she got the true Barbenheimmer experience

Could future vaccines be administered via a patch? Researchers have developed skin patches containing tiny “microneedles” made of sugar and salt which dissolve on contact with skin, painlessly administering a vaccine in the process. 🧵 asm.org/Articles/2022/…

Looks like it needs some brits to show up at it dressed like this

The app-ization of information technology is so depressing. I want to rent a room in a WeWork location—a company with 5k employees, and 360 locations in 70 cities—and I can't do it from the website.

eat my cloaca

Welcome to Xitter, pronounced Shitter.

as one of the several dozen people who don't live in the united states, i already have an app that does bank transfers, and it's called my fucking bank

I would rather my banking app have a shitposting function than my shitposting app have a banking function.

Ugh, the browser on my phone has changed to ugly x, browser on computer still birdified.

The LibraryThing tote bag I won for adding way too many tags to book covers in their CoverGuess competition arrived, I think it's going to be my official bag for hauling around library books! You can try their cover search: librarything.com/search.php?sea… Thanks Tim Spalding 🇺🇦 and co!

And I think this it for me and twitter. I may check in once or twice for messages, so do @ me and tell me where to find you if you are moving on. I'll be on 🦣 but not the blue place (i don't understand giving jack another chance) or 🧵(ditto about meta). Xing out.