Tune in for a Friendsgiving Livestream THIS Sunday, Nov 22nd AT 5PM PST for RushTix! I'll be hanging w/ April Macie Michael Winslow Dustin Ybarra and more!

I hope the Buffalo King and Trump share a bunkbed in prison.

How many of the insurrectionists know what an insurrectionist is?

These are the same guys who say women aren’t funny.

Trump better go back to MySpace.

Raleigh- I’m at Goodnights Comedy tonight - Saturday!!! On the road again!

JUST ANNOUNCED: Women's Work Comedy Tour featuring Chaunte Wayans April Macie Tammy Pescatelli arrives at the Schrott Center for the Arts on September 18 at 8 pm! Tickets on sale June 4 at bit.ly/34FaxIL

I am excited to announce and support! The Women's Work Comedy Tour feat. April Macie, Chaunte Wayans & Tammy Pescatelli at Rams Head On Stage (Annapolis, MD)! Sat Sep 11, 2021! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/2UXqR6b #Comedy #AnnapolisMD #Maryland

The look of confusion when my husband told me his ex-wife cheated and he didn’t set her shit on fire or wrap her French horn around her neck. He just wanted a “peaceful, amicable separation.” Tampa- September 2-5 for more unstable eyes and laughs. sidesplitterscomedy.com

Feb 14th April Macie is back in Tampa! Get tickets at SIDESPLITTERSCOMEDY.COM.

Thanks for the bedbugs Hilton Hotels

@AprilMacie returns to Stand Up Live May 5-8! April was a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing and she recently appeared in Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready Comedy Special on Netflix. Don’t miss the chance to see her LIVE on stage! Tickets and info--> smarturl.it/SUL_AprilMacie

April 28-30 the amazing April Macie is on our stage for 4 funny shows! Get your tickets at comixroadhouse.com

Sexual tourism is a 20 billion dollar business. How about instead of worrying what women are doing with their bodies, worry about the millions of men who travel every year to f’ children who don’t have property filtered water.

Over 4 hours on the phone with United Airlines and still no resolution! Fly anything but them!!!!!!!

.easyJet bumped us off a flight for 20 crew members, didn’t give us another flight and then the employees left.

.Shakira’s hips don’t lie but Gerard Piqué lips do.