Now I know what BGM I want for my “dead wife” montage :p youtube.com/shorts/LE3CO0T… via YouTube

The only child has the existential responsibility and mental tenacity of the eldest child, the loneliness and awkwardness of the middle child, and the entitlement and brattiness of the youngest child

Laadle tu hoga Laadla, hum toh family ke Firstborn hai

Yesterday, my account was hacked for a while and strangely, my most viral tweet was deleted. So here it is, updated for 2025 for science and health-illiterates. To summarize: 1. One whole egg with yolk a day does not increase blood cholesterol 2. Green tea does not help

gukesh meri zindagi ki chaal bhi chal do

i've always had a remarkable memory for the unimportant

men right after you start falling for them

“you’re always sleeping” god forbid a woman wants to be unconscious

Went to the gym and lifted weights. Came back and ate three whole eggs. Had a cup of black coffee without sugar. Made a protein shake with extra milk, chocolate whey and bananas. Going to the gym did not kill me. Having milk with fruit did not kill me. Having whey protein did

Is he funny fr or are you just funny and he’s there

Thank u for the simple praise Mr Tharoor… would not have understood something more magniloquent and sesquipedalian… ha ha

#Ilaka S1 (2025) ft. Rajpal Naurang Yadav Apoorva Arora #AditiSanwal #AryanBajaj #EshaanPereira & #RishiKataria, now streaming on Rocket Reels. #AdirajSingh Vikram Bhatt Kranti Shanbhag

this old lady just said to me “growth is realizing that someone’s inconsistency is a sign to step back, not a challenge to prove your worth” and i think y’all need to engrave this into your soul.

THIS WON A FILMFARE!! ❤️ so well deserved

There is a myth among alcohol connoisseurs that consumption of expensive, high quality alcohol such as single malts and wine are safer when compared to locally made and cheaper versions of alcohol such as beer and rum. Guys please. Your single malt made from serene barley fields

On 4th October 1964 a 19 year old boy had disembarked at Bombay central station with 27 naya paisa in his pocket . Went through homelessness , starvation , unemployment but when I look at the grand total i feel life has been too kind to me . For that I can not but help but thank

Ethan Hawke says it's 'crazy' to cast actors based on Instagram followers “Sometimes I’ll be setting a movie up and someone will say, ‘Oh, you should cast Suzie.’ I’m like, ‘Who is she?’ ‘She has 10M followers.’ I’m like, ‘OK cool, has she acted before?’ ‘No, but…’ And you’re

Working and being around Piyush Pandey always felt effortless and fun. Was an honour being part of the pure magic he created. He carried his genius so lightly and revolutionised the ad industry in India. Rest in Peace my friend. Will miss you lots.

Absolutely heartbroken to hear the passing of Satish Shah. One of my favourite actors, both in film and on TV 💔