if you start liking someone on twitter just block them. follow me for more relationship advice

To gym or not to gym.... that is the question

Thanks for the inspiration, I made it! Happy titty Tuesday to those who celebrate

sorry i moaned your twitter username i don’t know your real name

Day drinking... on thirsty Thursday. I can see nothing wrong with this idea

Off to the lake. If you need me, no you don't

The real question is, why tf am I awake right now

Why yes. I would love a 3rd cup of coffee this morning

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I feel like a couple little fun drinks before this class I have tonight are much needed

sorry I liked all your posts you’re just really hot

Midwest sunsets are severely underrated🤌

A late Tuesday contribution?

The best cure for Mondays is an orgasm or two

Tiny desk concerts in the garage

Yeah I'm drunk. I'm not posting slut shit.... it's called growth, look it up