how do i know all these bad words? recently learn.

daily reminder: you are all so damn amazing

*straightens my LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE. wall art*

TENET... read both way still the same

if you encounter a man at costco by himself pushing a shopping cart, he has dropped all civility and owes you no courtesy... for as long as he is inside costco, he is no longer a gentlemen... and i suggest you not stand in his way.

i like madonna's face style. strong.

she runnin this shit like the navy

garlic I was in the Navy Reserves when I lived in the DC area in the late 90s. 🫡

Me whispering the password that opens up a trapdoor x.com/glindaphobic/s…

i think emrata got that bad haircut on purpose btw and fyi

*calls you on my home made cell phone*

sometimes you guys post a pic of the book you're reading and i feel you are so lucky to be able to read.

you guys are so lucky to be able to read and write

i ain't never had nobody show me all the things that you done showed me and the special way i feel when you hold me we gon' always be together baby that's what you told me and i believe it 'cause i ain't never had nobody do me like you

today the alcoholics anonymous program (mostly men) did a joined session with shopaholics support group (mostly women)... we felt so nervous sitting together in a circle, but we shared our experiences ^_^

i thought the main actor from severance was tom cruise with facial prosthetics (-_-)

i hope you have the time of your life *green date voice*

A.I. trick people

*reads your post in eric cartman's voice*

nothing is harder than steel