they just don’t do opening credits like they used to.

Judd Apatow took me to see this movie with Jim Carrey and Garry Shandling opening night at the Westwood theatre. Jim drove us all in his car.

Then: Artificial Intelligence will have control of our military, take us into the unknown fathoms of space, and create androids that will seem like real humans. Now: Let’s use some ai to create… idk, dick rating Twitter bots?

Some sad news. At 29 years of age. Champion cutting horse, mother of two, movie star…my amazing Honey has passed away. She spent nearly 22 years of her life living with me.

Thief 1981. End of tweet

TV show idea: two brothers - one designs the world’s most boring roller coasters, the other designs the world’s raddest highways.

Funny.

“Talk to me, Porco”

Supreme Court my ass

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The cast of this celebrity reading of the Declaration of Independence is crazy. You can never guess who is going to show up next

Literally, my ideal egg sandwich is two fried eggs pretending to be the bread, a mound of scrambled eggs as the filling, and a sunny-side up egg as the condiment.

Have you heard? Iron & Wine will be releasing 'LORI' on 9/16! Recorded at the Sam Phillips Studios with producer Matt Ross-Spang and FINOM , LORI features 4 of I&W's favorite songs by Lori McKenna Stream/Buy "That's How You Know": lnk.to/IWTHYK

To be clear: If God offered to shorten my life to lengthen Scorsese's- I'd take the deal. This man understands Cinema. Defends Cinema. Embodies Cinema. He has always fought for the art of it and against the industry of it. He has never been tamed and has a firm place in history.

Good question.

The scene from Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile where the dad asks the mom if she is cheating on him is hilarious if you don't know you're watching Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

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