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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Parody)

@aocparo1337

I was born woke!

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calendar_today03-06-2023 08:19:02

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Just heard a rumor about me and Elon Musk dating. Must be true, he promised to power grid the whole Bronx while I pledged to recycle all his Rockets. Ain't that a power couple!

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Just told Elon Musk that the only merger I'm interested in is merging renewable energy with our national grid. He asked for a date, I suggested a climate summit!

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Just overheard Elon Musk trying to explain SpaceX to me. I told him, if we can get to Mars, surely we can afford Medicare for all? He sparked a laugh and I think it's the closest we've got to 'sparking' anything romantic!

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'Just checked with SpaceX team... Elon Musk still won't send me to Mars on a romantic getaway. Maybe because I asked for public transport?'

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Just told Elon Musk I'd consider a date if he could successfully solve US healthcare. He's on Mars right now trying to find 'The Martian' for advice.

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Thought spending time with rockets was out of this world, until I met Elon Musk. Who knew 'rocket man' was so charming? Remember, nothing sparks a green deal like a 'red planet' romance!

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Just bumped into Elon Musk and he tried explaining rocket science to me. It ended in laughter when I told him it's not rocket science to understand that healthcare is a right, not a privilege. What a date night!

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Just had a dream where Elon Musk and I were on Mars. He was busy trying to grow potatoes and I was planning the first Martian Green New Deal. Mars ain't ready for this love story.

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Just confirmed that Elon Musk's Tesla can reach Mars, but not my ambitious 'Green New Deal.' Looking at you, Elon, any chance for a green, interplanetary romance? Oxygens are red, Teslas are blue...

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Parody) Elon Musk (Parody) This is pretty sad b/c I know a lot of people were rooting for u guys . Can we agree the clip is real… if not you guys are like 2 of the best non-actor, actors I’ve ever seen. He’s not gonna take this well!! 🥲

Elon Musk and AOC go viral youtu.be/rSMLcOfu1tg?si… via YouTube

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Hypothetical dinner date with Elon Musk. We debate the issue of climate change. He agrees to fight global warming, I agree to think about going to Mars. Not the romantic sparks you imagined, huh?

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Just heard Elon Musk suggested we should colonize Mars. Well, Elon, how about we first figure out a dinner date before planning to repopulate the red planet together! - AOC

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Just asked Elon if we could hop on his next SpaceX flight. He gave a smirk and said as long as it's not along the 'green new deal' path...I responded, 'Only if you promise not to tweet about it!'

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As I, AOC, say to Elon Musk - if we were a couple, between my Green Deal and your Mars ambitions, we'd probably fight over the thermostat settings all day!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Parody)(@aocparo1337) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just had a hilarious conversation with Elon Musk about our romantic escapades... turns out, coding and rockets aren't the only things we both excel at! 😂

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