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I don’t write threads because I can articulate my thoughts in 280 characters

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Picking books based on covers from my library and being blown away by the story and prose is why I continue to live my life in absolute judgment.

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You’ve hit bottom. You’ve tried Pilates. You joined a book club. You joined a hate group. You micro-dosed LSD. You took cold plunges. You read Truman Capotes IN COLD BLOOD. You cut out sugar. Isn’t it time you drove a Ford? Ford. It’s almost over.

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being friends with a therapist is fun because i told her i’m going to get a haircut this weekend and she said “what’s happening in your life that’s lead to this decision”