'Your article has achieved 50 reads' (in a year) - thank you ResearchGate I feel like a superstar!

Will I ever learn to comment my code sufficiently? That is for me to read it a week after and know what's going on.... #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc

Resolution for this term: do not take on more students than I can handle. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

When your PI compromises the scope of your work for the sake of citing themselves more. #AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter #postdoc #phdlife

It is striking that I only get asked to write recommendations by students, when they worked hard on their respective projects with me. Where do the slackers get their recommendation letters from? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife #research

Industry is an exit route for those of us who failed in science and want to earn more money. Or so they say. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

Productivity for beginners: Grow trees when you work Forest #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

The moment I submitted my paper I lost all confidence in it's quality. Anyone else with post-submission imposter-syndrome? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter

Most productivity tools that aren't free aren't worth the money. I prefer investing some time to find a comparable tool for free. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

So I guess my PI just asked me to write another paper in parallel with the five I am already writing. Too much to ask to write them sequentially? #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

When you revisit code after a year and half the length of it because old you didn't know how to loop something

2nd month of my post-doc and i have no idea what i have done, what i am doing and what i will do. #clueless #PostdocLife #AcademicTwitter Honest Postdoc PHD Comics @

Hi folks! Was chatting with The ADHD Academic how overwhelming the #TwitterMigration is with the different platforms, and agreed a crowdsourced excel sheet would be helpful. Can anyone contribute more info or suggestions of what to consider/platforms? TIA! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Hi #AcademicTwitter, where do we go now? Academic Chatter Academic Encouragement Thefellowvoice Open Science Academic Confessions

Repeat after us - This weekend, I'm taking a well-deserved break from work without feeling guilty, unproductive, or like I haven't earned this down-time. I've done the best I could this week, and now it's time to rest 🥰 #AcademicMentalHealth PhD Voice - Independently Run PhD_Genie OpenAcademics

#Twexit #Twend #Twixit just spitballing hashtags here

Really only still here to see chaos... #twexit

I am terrified, knowing that I need to find a job in less than a year. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife #research

If you are a researcher you should have a Google scholar profile. It makes it easier for me to find your publication list (not the one you last updated in 2019) #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #postdoc #phdlife

Please upload.. - CV - cover letter - diversity statement - strategy statement - planning statement - 6 reference letters - elementary school transcripts - a self-portrait - the Great American Novel - your grand theory of everything Don’t worry, we don’t read any of it.