The last Hydrangea, Well, not the last, by any stretch. But we do not care well for the Hydrangea we inherited; it has nettles and brambles growing through it. It's a challenge to keep a wild garden while still protecting certain plants. #flowerphotography #photography

Fascinated by tsoHost ongoing drive to get rid of customers. 11 days to fix a problem with one of our sites and constantly removing aspects of our service while increasing their prices.

Going to my first comedy gig on my own tonight (been to plenty of music gigs on my own and plenty of comedy gigs with other people). Slightly scared.

Works in progress of 9 of 12 drawings I hope will feature in my calendar for next year. Bit unsure if I’ll still actually do one as the massive financial outlay I have to make needs to be covered by orders. There’s no way I will be able to do it if business doesn’t pick up. #art

Destruction of a precious ancient bluebell woodland in the Kent countryside under a deluge of illegal landfill waste shows the utter failure of environmental law, complete inaction by the authorities & increasing lawlessness in the UK. Let me tell you the story of Hoads Wood 🧵

I have a nettle patch on purpose in my garden, and here's a snapshot of the inhabitants. So many ladybirds, which gives me a natural hungry pesticide for the rest of the garden. Sometimes giving nature a home is about more then wildflowers. #naturewalktothebus

News! If you'd like to hear my first show (The Alasdair Beckett-King Mysteries) without having to look at my face you can now stream / buy it in audio form here: slinky.to/TheAlasdairBec…

Nigella in a bottle.

Nearly turned down a project because, apparently, I can't read my own calendar properly.

New design up on Redbubble. "Visitors", one of my gothic/sci-fi light painting pics. Available on a bunch of stuff, but it looks pretty cool on a cushion. redbubble.com/i/throw-pillow… #gift #gothic #interiordesign

I wish our house had two toilets. I also wish there was one on the same floor where I work. I also wish it was socially acceptable to just piss out of the window.

British weather, please sort your shit out, I can't work out if I need my summer wardrobe (jeans and a band t-shirt) or my winter wardrobe (jeans, three band t-shirts and a sweater).

Nice bit of vegan meat and two veg for dinner.

Hey! Not dead, just mostly on Threads now. Considering setting up BS because all you lot appear to be going there instead now. P.S. Threads is nice.

Right, it's stinky here and all I can see are El*ns posts (despite not following him). I'm going over here: @robertbarkerarts.bsky.social If you ever loved me (or found me mildly interesting) feel free to follow me.

Sneaky peek at a detail on the small project I’ve just finished…