Explain DevOps Like I'm Five 👶 { author: Nyaga } dev.to/bigzoo/explain…

Mathematician 1: My favourite number is pi, as it explains the circle Mathematician 2: My favourite number is e, as it explains the exponential function Engineer: Yeah my favourite number is also 3

The only thing dumber than a beauty pageant is a beauty pageant that doesn’t judge beauty

This is the second time Germany went to Russia poorly prepared...

Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.

Gary Lineker

This world cup is so unpredictable, we might have Italy vs Netherlands for the final. And Chile wins it by a narrow margin.

Random thought: With all the talk of "cyberwarriors" and the fact that there are so many @DeptofDefense office jobs, shouldn't they develop a camo pattern consisting of pictures of office supplies? Sartorially speaking, images like these make no sense:

with alcohol

Important notice to developers of software that's going on Mars spacecraft. If you're developing a Daemon, try and name it something like 'Mars Automated Telemetry Transmitter' so that when you upload it you can say you've just sent MATT Daemon to Mars.

Much of my career has been to go back and actually understand what I thought I understood as a student.

Next up in our #ACSAC2021 #paper #previews is Oesch et al.'s investigation of whether autofill is secure on mobile devices. Their paper explores this question, identifying both strengths and critical vulnerabilities for mobile autofill frameworks! Scott Ruoti Sean Oesch Anuj Gautam

The complete 2017/18 UEFA Champions League Group Stage draw! Most exciting group? #UCLdraw

Looking the part, Alex Ox-Chamberlain. 🔴