Now I have two small bombs to keep me awake past bedtime x thank you, Lissa Evans - can’t wait xxx

Honestly, I think all the global leaders constantly fighting should be allocated a rescue dog and sent to the park every day to walk them together and they would absolutely find some common ground of 'yeah mine's a dickhead for a ball too, but aren't dogs great?' or something.

I think things may shift for me in September. I think there may be a small space in which to start finding myself again. Thinking hard about what that looks like. I’ve been separate from my own life for so long, I’m not sure it wants me back, or that I know where to look.

Yes, you demonstrated this perfectly when you were in office.

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.

Au contraire, my friend. Without compulsory class recorder lessons at primary school, I’d never have learned to read music, and I’ll always be grateful,

I set out with the intention of making a Lord of the Flies satanic cat head. Honestly.

And… and… there are others who need us too, and our own joy becomes optional because what choice is there?We don’t talk about this enough. Or at all.

Shit life syndrome is by far the biggest determinant of ill-health. We all need decent jobs, diets, a living income, green space, shelter, security, friends, clean air, purpose & kindness. If we focus on these, the economy & NHS will thrive. If we don't, chronic illness will win

Never given my ‘How to burn a witch’ talk in a boys’ school before. But I’m going in. It feels important. Wish me luck x

Home alone for the first time since July 2002 and finally know what I’m going to do x

School musical opening night - I’ve been learning how to make things out of silver, and I’ve just finished this as a first night gift for 17yo who has done ALL the costumes. Guess the musical?

James refuses to watch two episodes of One Day on the same evening because it’s called One Day.

This is untrue.

I’ve never had a Mother’s Day without a mother before.

This is the brainchild of people with inflated egos, who have no conception of coercive control. I’m not going to tell my story to justify this response; their response to the criticism speaks for itself.

Just in case you were all wondering what I’d like for my birthday…

Please come and support our finest DCGS Musicians as they perform a wonderful array of music for you on Friday 1st March at 7pm. Tickets include a cheeseboard and dessert. Ticket sales close on Weds 28th Feb and can be purchase via link below:

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The lion is dead. Its ribcage has been recycled by honey bees. Without the lion, without the bees, without the honeycomb, the man Samson would have died.
This is symbolic of the state of our world. Unfortunately,
not enough people have got it.

Well obviously I can see it now it’s been pointed out. The lion is dead, and it’s being eaten by flies, and this is symbolic of the state of our nation and must not be changed. Got it.