Some people get really angry about their piles. They have haemor roid rage.

What makes Kier Starmer’s Christmas clothes special? They’re gifted #GoldCrackers

How is Phillip Schofield’s career like an old Christmas decoration? They were better with Holly #GoldCrackers

After being shot, what does Donald Trump wish for at Christmas? A happy new ear #GoldCrackers

Why doesn’t Donald Trump need winter vaccinations this year? He’s already had his shots #GoldCrackers

What does Donald Trump give instead of noisy Christmas presents? Hush money #GoldCrackers

What happened after Rudolph married his stalker? Baby reindeer #GoldCrackers

What’s the difference between a blizzard and Disney? One makes white snow fall and the other makes Snow White fail #GoldCrackers

What will be served instead of turkey at the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas dinner? Bully beef #GoldCrackers

What’s the vital ingredient of Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s Christmas beer? Hip-hops #GoldCrackers

What’s the name of Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s favourite Christmas drink? Body pop #GoldCrackers

Why are some athletes slimmer this Christmas? They were in the Ozempic games #GoldCrackers

Where do Oasis buy cheap Christmas presents? Lidl by Lidl #GoldCrackers

Which Oasis member gets up earliest on Christmas Day? The first, Noel #GoldCrackers

How is a defecting conservative MP like Jesus’ mother? They’re both in labour by Christmas #GoldCrackers

Why does Donald Trump pour drinks at Christmas parties? He’s practicing being behind bars #GoldCrackers

What’s it called when Luke Littler throws two fairies on his Christmas tree? Double top #GoldCrackers

Why won’t conservative MPs play Christmas games? They hate being in opposition #GoldCrackers

Why do the police not send Christmas cards to Manchester airport? They’re not allowed stamps #GoldCrackers

Next Friday we’re at MCM Comic Con at with fab Jarred Christmas Kate McCabe Mira Manga hosted by gary colman with production by AntoMadd Rosie Maddison. Audience members can win awesome RPG Stories Fundraising for our fave charity GameTherapyUK