Holy fuck that body of yours

when i finally hear one of the 30 songs i queued up on the touchtunes

Spread offense tonight #4verts

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

The goal is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gucci bags. It's acres of land.

I don’t think America’s largest city should be run by a Muslim Socialist

America, meet New York City’s Democrat Nominee for Mayor.

Take me back to the Greatest Era Of All Time

scranton fucking railrider for life tho

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman Zohran Kwame Mamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents.

Who’s living rent free now, paisan? 🤌 Zohran Kwame Mamdani

saying “big third down here”

Game on.

You just had to be there

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Palm Beach realtor of the year…

THIS YOU? STUPID BITCH!!

Says the guy who declared we should execute homeless people on television.

The perfect trifecta