Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid

happy father's day

long ride #FMA

[waking up chained to a rock] Hell yeah. The only thing that could make this better is if a- [an eagle screeches overhead and dives towards my liver] Yesssss

WHAT THE FUCK!!

i view using chat gpt as a serious moral failing and i will judge and think less of you for it

Our existence lowkey hella whimsical if you get a chance to reflect on that too bad we gotta clock in at the job on monday

Daily affirmations: 1. Nothing wrong with me 2. Nothing wrong with me 3. Nothing wrong with me 4. Nothing wrong with me

This fanfic shit too easy

when i first started reading homestuck and got to the part about quadrants, i had no idea what i was reading. then someone showed me this image and i understood everything

The Phillie Phanatic has been joined on stage by the creatures known as My Chemical Romance

🦊🦊🦊 #AllForTheGame #aftg

Liberals are mourning the CDC as if Biden’s CDC didn’t literally abandon all infectious disease protocols and as if DNC billionaires didn’t put a memo that explicitly stopped politicians from even mentioning the most basic ways to protect ourselves and each other

i say it is halloween so it is #iwtv #iwtvfanart

Big Boobs #Boobs