I may not have kids nor am I married, but I’m not one to search for the bad in everything. There’s always something to be grateful for. Merry Christmas, and much love to all of you

Do you ever accidentally use the wrong emoji, and decide to just leave it to see what happens? I hope you all have a fantastic day 🖕

You ever used sliced bread for a hotdog/hamburger bun?

If it’s cold outside and you’re driving. Do you turn the heat down and leave the coat on, or take off your coat and crank the heat?

Ok so I just started dating again after a long break. Give me the best advice you’ve got.

How long do your charge cables last on average for your phone? Is it apple or android?

Ok so I guess a few of my previous tweets may have struck a nerve with a few of you. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say I’m truly so…. Glad I still have this talent.

Everything I say needs to be taken with a grain of salt, Two limes and a shot of tequila.

What’s an underutilized word that you think more people should start including in their everyday conversations?

If you had to describe your 2022 with just the title of a song, what would it be? (Anyone that says “California Love” will be blocked and reported)

You ever intentionally given someone terrible advice just to see how it plays out? Purely for your amusement.

If you were to be elected as the governor of your state, what would be your initial course of action?

BREAKING: Someone just hacked a voting machine within seconds live on PBD's podcast. He only used a preprogrammed USB stick that gave him total access to do whatever he wanted, including flipping or creating votes out of thin air "If this would have been an election, I could

Sorry, but none of you fuqers will ever come close to being as badass as my service dog. 🤷‍♂️

Brunch, the day-drinking excuse for those who don’t fish, golf, or hold a political office.

Do any of you actually ever get off social media and get into the outdoors and socialize with real people? It’s so refreshing and important for anyone’s mental health. I have my doubts, so I’d love to see some pictures as proof.

Put a bunch of Harris/Walz stickers on my cars. Not because I support them; I foresee the zombie apocalypse coming soon and wanted to advertise, 'There’s no food here.'