American tourist talking to a wee lad.
'What time did it start raining, son?'
'Dunno mister. I'm only 8.'

Defection fever has hit the Commons… and Keir Starmer should be delighted. Me for ⁦Independent Premium⁩ independent.co.uk/voices/dan-pou…

Remember when the majority of Conservative MPs *didn’t* want Liz Truss?

Yeah, there was a reason for that.

This ‘law and order’ guy would vote for someone with “21 million felonies”

Ok here’s the deal:

If it turns out his name is Wayne or Richard Smith and he’s a football loving through and through Brit I want Isabel to write a column on the failure of health services & justice under Tory rule & the toxic racist culture around this incident

No wonder antivaxxers are paranoid.

Imagine sitting there next to a perfectly healthy vaccinated person and next thing within seconds they are on the floor writhing about with turbo cancer before dying 😭

I don’t think they know how cancer works 🤫

He’s done it again

new poll just dropped from YouGov

London 2024 mayoral election – Khan 47%, Hall 25%

At a breakfast seminar event and mid presentation a Teams message showed up via a company laptop onto a big TV screen:

“FFS my manager just dropped me in it…”

We didn’t get to see the rest of the message but the audible gasp from us watching was very, very funny.

😂

What drives people to be triggered by someone else’s colour? What made them so bitter?

A former refugee coming to NI to make things better for everyone else - that should be a matter of pride for those who live here

Am already looking forward to 'this 20% swing against the Tories in a critical GE battleground is good for Sunak' takes.

A reminder that this is the same government that is currently promising to clamp down on what it describes as 'immoral' waste in the civil service

Farewell then Humza Yousaf. So close, yet so very very far…

thetimes.co.uk/article/b14183…

It’s truly an honour to have been selected by my party to be the next Lord Mayor of Belfast in June.

This is a significant moment for the LGBTQ+ community, as I step into a role which has never represented us before.

I look forward to getting stuck in!

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/…

Apparently 80% of the time when you make up statistics you don’t get away with it #NorthSouthAsylumSeekers

wow ... incendiary nonsense from the heart of government, then,

Humza Yousaf’s unravelling tenure shows how short and brutish political lives have become | John Crace | The Guardian theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Humza Yousaf is gone – and Labour can’t believe its luck app.independent.co.uk/2024/04/29/hum…