I should probably stop accepting rides from strangers but if the bus isn't coming for another 30 minutes I will risk getting murdered

She's getting a passport !!

overconsumption is a curse on this country

Embracing the bus lifestyle means realizing that standing on a random street corner for 10-20 minutes straight is actually good for your soul and improves your day overall

The trick to making your parents proud is to profoundly disappoint them first

March for Life shut down my bus stop, had to run 3 blocks to make my bus. What about MY life

I, for one, think Saoirse Ronan's best movie was City of Ember

fake ass suicidal bitch i saw you do your skincare routine to maintain a youthful appearance in your old age you plan to make it to

sorry to report that the incel face rating website is correct

what if someone bought me these shoes. wouldn't that be crazy and fun

got my FREE (except tax) ebike this week.... thanks for the $1200 voucher Denver... I miss Philly but it is really cool how Denver actually invests in its citizens

If Morrissey was still here he'd hate Easter. RIP sweet prince

alternate ending of the Truman Show where he just kills everyone to test if they're real

turning into a morning person has immeasurably changed my life for the better ama

I'm the world's biggest fan of trader joe's Everything But The Bagel seasoning

I asked for some coke

just found out how to make cold brew at home. Why is it so much better

people who sit on the aisle seat on a packed bus WILL rot in hell. love thy neighbor bitch

while we're on royal discourse... two of my direct ancestors were beheaded at the tower of London in the 16th century iirc. one for talking shit on the king and the other for actively plotting against him and the monarchy. They were beheaded like 30 years apart too

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