moses:

that's not my girlfriend bro that's my queer platonic joyfriend. we have sex and say iloveyou tho and we are just like basically friends who kiss and do all that

beautiful mother mourning dove made a nest on my back porch from a deer skull and driftwood from the wash

ok fuck i thought.

So what we get bald so what we smoke weed

beans from even steven should be killed

💔 Mimi Has No One... This playful senior loves blanket forts and cuddles, but after 6 months with NO applications, she’s now losing her foster home. Mimi is running out of time before she is returned to Sanctuary life. Please help us find her the love she deserves! #Tucson

It's all about the hefab shefab bullshittt

let’s tar and feather mike lee

I show my mom my tweets and she claps like i just learned how to walk

Mold eye makeup

Getting hit up by Neolithic trade

that one friend that doesn’t give a fuck about you or your life and barely contains their disdain for you