Kevin Costner & MW Kelvin, our cultural anthropologist sent you a piece of fanmail in 1992 and is literally in tears because you didn't write back.

This just brought back past traumas.

Sad.

Do you miss us on the tweeters?

The question you should ask yourself this holiday season is not if you bought our book, but rather how many.

We are calling on Visit Indiana to share the marvelous promo we put together for the greatest, anthropologest town in America.

Literally trembling.

We just made the most super promo for Collegeville, Indiana.

Special thanks to .Amanda Finley Digs All The Things 🟧 for singing the theme song using our lyrics to the theme of DuckTales.

Take a moment to enjoy this image of Franz Boas from our archives. It is a young Franz (date unknown) doing fieldwork at the Indiana Dunes, holding a crate of his beloved seal milk ('silk').

Can you imagine being a grown adult and dating someone who isn't an anthropologist?

Yikes.

Graham Hancock Grant, this is OK and all, but if you've never huffed CBD oil from the Videorama before delivering a jaw-dropping paper at a regional conference, we refuse to call you powerhouse.

Sure, you take some hominin bones to space and it becomes 'news.'

But when Dr. Nelch tucks some ceramics in his jorts pocket and ziplines becomes 'unethical.'

Literally shaking our heads.

Just confronted Elton about his plan of having us pay for Twitters.

All he could say is, 'how did you get in my house?'

Sounds like dodging the question to us.