There was a computer glitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show:

Zack Fox and Vince Staples pitch a horror movie

tim robinson syntax

I would be asking the Pluribus about everyone who ever has a crush on me

why would you of all people tweet this story out

"despite what comes out from those files, please do not forget all of my victories" holy shit lol

Flight mode activated 🛫 📺 ACC Network

my favorite

This is the most hilariously short and innocent language barrier tweet I’ve seen in a minute lmao. “Outside” threw these mf’s for a loop.

For your viewing pleasure, special agent Dale Cooper murdering a child

this is EVERYTHING you love to see 1. smart player sees something & feels it will work 2. suggests it to multiple coaches, he's convinced it will work 3. coaches trust the player & call it 4. success player's intelligence + coach's trust, so refreshing

WTFFFFF

Richard Sherman giving rookie NCB Upton Stout some pointers: “If you’re in the slot and you’re in the red zone, and their main receiver is at 2, it’s probably a seven cut. If you have to guess something and you have no indicators, guess seven. If they do some kind of motion and

Derik Queen 30-9-4-2-2 (12/18 FG)

boy committed a Karl Anthony Towns arm hook special and tried to get away with it lmao

BRANDON WILLIAMS' CLUTCH BUCKET IS RULED AN OFFENSIVE FOUL. KNICKS WIN IN DALLAS 😳