Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

Retweet if you agree that freshman Senator Hawley should NOT be seated. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Orwellian: someone was mean to me Kafkaesque: someone was mean to me and I had to fill out a form

In 10 days, we move forward and rebuild — together.

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva? Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

I know eating one of these would fix all my problems

Looking forward to when Whole Foods Market Meat-Based Kale drops

I don’t think we talk enough about how Jimmy Carter pardoned everyone who evaded the draft in the Vietnam War (on his second day in office, no less).

How to behave on a flight: 1. Sit down 2. Leave the plane upon arrival How most people behave: 1. Standing and rummaging around a bag for 12 hours 2. Constant stretching like they’re in a gym 3. Many toilet trips in bare feet 4. Crushes your rucksack with gigantic hand luggage

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

Make third wife happy Big rock representing old gods fell down Eric of Good Harvests doesn't seem to be presiding over as many good harvests as he used to They keep sending monks otherwise Sign of the cross easy to remember Gorm did it and Gorm is fine thestopgap.net/scandinavian-k…

I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.

God is a mammal

Man Now Onto Plan D as Coke Machine With Customizable Flavors out of Damn Near Everything hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

Have we considered that when Homer was referring to the wine dark sea that he was talking about white wine?

Have we considered that when Homer was referring to the wine dark sea that he was talking about white wine?

What is the point of having signs for Digital ID bag drop at JFK Delta if your agents won't do it?

.Delta y'all need to figure out a way for us to discretely snitch on the rule breakers sitting next to us because trying to tell the flight attendants that they guy next to me is making wifi phone calls was met with incredibly confused looks