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All I’m saying is…. if they’d bothered to get Tabby McTat neutered, there wouldn’t have been such a drama…. #kidsbooks #vettwitter #neuteryourcats

As much as I dislike dealing with complaints, I am somewhat in awe of people that can write a three page long email without a single capital letter or full stop. #vettwitter

Absolutely fucking terrifying

Complaint today Client: I rang to speak with you and they said you were off! I knew you were there, I could see your car! Me: Er. I was definitely at home. Other people may have been parked… Client: I KNOW YOUR CAR! Me: But.. but I wasn’t there! 😂 #vettwitter

Well, thanks Derren Brown That’s officially ruined that film 😂😂 #vettwitter

Hearing that #vet #corporates are slashing prices and paying third party companies to chase owners to book them in for vaccines/ consults… 😔 Also restricting consult times and dictating diary layout… IVC Evidensia Medivet Official CVS Group Sad times. #vettwitter

Client: A car pulled up, a man dropped a cat on the floor and said “Bye Daisy” and drove off. So I picked her up. What now? Me: *talks about vaccs/neut/chip etc* so when you’re ready, we’ll get Daisy booked in Client: *suspiciously* How d’you know her name’s Daisy? #vettwitter

Owner brought in a faecal sample in a Tupperware tub as we wanted to check her dog for internal parasites Clearly, we’d not communicated properly. It was her faecal sample, not the dogs…. A HUMAN TURD! 😱😱🤮🤮 #vettwitter

Went to a bank last week to sort a cheque in my maiden name. Long chat and showed my marriage cert. Cashier scrolling through options and ticked “married”, had to stop her and say no, actually “widowed” She hugged me and said she was sorry. Fuck. Cried in a Lloyds. #grief

Today is New Years Eve. 2024: Learning to live not just survive alone! CMA investigation Corporate redundancies But: God, I love seeing my team thrive and grow! Vets/ RVNs got skills 👊 And I love seeing them use them Bring on 2025 #DontLetTheMugglesGetYouDown #vettwitter

Currently working up my own dog’s very mysterious pyrexia of unknown origin. Doctors don’t know how easy they’ve got it! Doctor: Where does it hurt? Human: Here Doctor: Let’s investigate that Vets: Where does it hurt? Pet: Woof Vets: Riiiigggghht 🙄😂 #vettwitter #medtwitter

Every Vet social media group: This dog’s only bitten 3 people in the face and he’s lovely really! Anyone know who might take him? Vet bills are so expensive it’s disgusting, I don’t know how we can charge that much. Also, I think I need to ask for a pay rise.. #vettwitter 🤦‍♀️

My practice: Posts on social media about a recent case of #leptospirosis we had to highlight the importance of vaccines The general public: L4 killed my dog! You should titre test! (Nope, you can’t titre test for lepto 🙄) This is fake news! Fml. Why bother 🙄 #vettwitter

My colleagues Husband Consult™️: Man walks into the consult room with his dog (he’s on the phone) Him: Do I just leave the dog with you? Vet: what’s wrong with the dog? Him: I don’t know. My wife wrote a list. Vet: have you got the list? Him: No. Vet 🤦‍♀️

Interesting that local corporates are either slashing consult/ vaccine prices or advertising cut price “dentals” (read cheap scale and polish prices to lure clients in) Time to diversify, me thinks. What are other vets doing in the UK? #vettwitter

Disappointed to see a dog with cropped ears win best in show. Cropping ears is cruel - there's no benefit to the dog and it's a procedure carried out purely for cosmetic/fashion reasons. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Working up a medicine case and in the consult, asked the client to bring in a poo sample from their dog Few days later, saw them back Client: I brought a poo sample! Client’s child: *reaches into pocket and brings out a turd of unknown origin* ME TOO! 🤮🤮😂😂 #vettwitter

Got given a new notebook by one of my team. They know me too well 😂😂 #vettwitter

Todays consult Me: So we should really think about getting your cat castrated.. Client: Oh I wasn’t planning on doing it as it’s just him. I did have one question though… Me: Yes? Client: I have female rabbits. Can he get THEM pregnant? #vettwitter 🤦‍♀️