Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.

Nobody tells you that one of the biggest sources of adult anxiety is calling in sick when you’re actually sick.

umm.. he is.. is he not?

Old friends no longer know who I am now new friends don't know who I was before No one else knows my full story anymore

Pink Pony Club just came on in this coffee shop and a woman grabbed her toddler and ran out the door.

I coauthored the study you fuckhead.

It’s almost like it is possible to leave Liverpool on a free transfer and still be universally loved. Who’d have thought it?

Shove ye recognition ye corrupt bastards! Should be posting the pics of him with his rightly earned Ballon d’ors over the years you rigged shithouses! 🤣👋🏼

No one’s ever done 97 and 99 points back to back. That argument holds no weight.

don’t care you’re still wrong for what your security did to that little girl

Fuck it. Sell Gakpo and bring Darwin Nunez back. I’m all for it

Life when Jürgen Klopp was Liverpool manager

😊🤳

Do not ruin my art with AI.

there's only one thing that brought these three people together..

In terms of what? Because this is the worst scene in Game of Thrones, after Arya Stark having sex with Gendry.

But keep politics out of football right?

Liverpool never lost a Premier League game when Diogo jota scored, 52 games, won 43 and drew 9..