Trauma is not a competition sport. There's no grading, no winning or losing for having it "better" or "worse" than someone else. Your trauma is valid as it is and doesn't need comparison in order to be taken seriously. Mental health is part of whole health. 🖤💙😷

THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PIZZA PIES ACROSS THE PROMENADE

Alright everyone gather around for YOUR very own helping of O’Brien’s Famous Chili!! Today there’s a mystery ingredient, can you guess what it is??

Ok sure Kira but do I really have to have my ear pierced to celebrate the BajouranAIIIIEEEEEEEE

THE PROMENADE HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH FRUIT PUNCH ON THE ONE HAND DELICIOUS ON THE OTHER SWIM TOWARDS MY KAYAK

Garak I asked for a SIMPLE uniform upgrade and THIS is what you’re pitching? Engineer Tank top w/ easy sleeve release action? Tactical Briefs w/ your patented Crotch Guard? The Mandible, your patented thong basket with Quick Release Action? Because my answer is OBVIOUSLY YES

WHO BEAMED OFF MY BACK HAIR?? THE BACKHAIR CHALLENGE SPONSORED BY QUARK IS NEXT WEEK!!!

THE REPLICATORS ARE HURLING ICE CREAM AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENADE

MY ASS IS STUCK IN THE REPLICATOR

Garak I asked for a period authentic costume for my medieval jousting program and you made…..I’m not sure. First of all, it’s ALL leather so—oh so the lances graze off of me? I see. Well what about all the chains—intimidating? Ok but the assless chaps—to inspire fear?

I don’t know, Quark…are you SURE this is the room for the new Starfleet headshots? Ok OK OK YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL….sorry, but are you SURE we’re all just wearing thongs and combadges this year? Oh AND we’re using coconut body oil? You’re SURE? Huh. Welp off with the pants

THE REPLICATORS ARE CHUCKING SLUSHIES ONTO THE PROMENADE AND MORN IS SURFING IN THEM WEARING 90’S XTREME GEAR // don’t forget to switch to our new comms, see my pinned