Yes gawwwwd dayum. I'm sorry America, but you make terrible beer. The Belgians make better beer for fuck sakes. But you do make a lot of guns. There's that.

bit.ly/3O0NSP0 I only put out for guy who think Tombstone was the best movie ever made.

Happy New Year my friend and thank you. Fell asleep with plastic vampire teeth in and almost choked.

HA yeah " drunk driver". I gotta leave in 15 minutes and I'm still in bed.

LoL You .......

Mmmm. I think so... I'd love it if a man would sit on my face and let me eat his ass.

bit.ly/3I4aTwM Youtube & Fist? God are you reading this?!?!

We so rarely discuss sexual intent when cultivating relationships. #cumwhore #tits #wifeshared

Yes, i never see them either.

But coconut oil solves EVERYTHING. Bananas and apple cider vinegar in water will cure all of this mi amorsita.

bit.ly/3BnXU50 I can't believe my boobs are so small. Send me a dm explaining why u follow me in 128 characters or less and attach a nude, unless youre a guy attach a truck pic.

bit.ly/3M5ESoZ I sure did J. #bbc

bit.ly/44XyetI I don't make meatloaf often, but today will be another "meatloaf makes better meatloaf" day. You can't change the rules in the middle of the game. Especially when half the pieces are missing. #plussize #milf #cameltoe

I hate overthinking.

I put my bathing suit on & my daughter asked, "Mommy, when I get older is my butt gonna be huge?". #anal #gym

Don't even lift them out the loft anymore ...... 14 years later.

The least you could do is tell me I'm pretty. #cumtribute #nude

I'm keeping the icing, but deal!