Who up praisin they God?

Let me be clear. I welcome the National Guard. Market Street is a war zone, and you surrendered it. If you won’t stand up for this city, others will.

Gene Wilder on his relationship with Gilda Radner: “but then she… clinging on me all the time, I couldn’t do anything without her being on me, next to me… The day we said goodbye at the airport… She was going back to NY... I kissed her goodbye, she cried, she got on the plane.

I love watching the phlebotomist steal my blood it's so fucking sick

I love when twitter monkey typewriters it's way back into Christianity

I legitimately cannot compare how I feel after a blood draw to anything except recreational drugs. I think the bloodletting guys were spitting.

look buddy this is just the reality of the situation

Berkeley grouphouses are insane because I will be at one and a group of strangers will come over to visit and I have somehow had a long conversation with every single one

exciting to see my swing (v2) in a national commercial

my uber driver swerved into traffic and then had the audacity to turn to me and say “did that scare you?” yo

Shove Everything Off Of Your Nightstand #ShoveEverythingOffOfYourNightstand

every time I watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind I am disturbed by how much I am literally just a carbon copy of clementine

Aaron Bergman 🔍 ⏸️ (in that order) 🔒🔃