If you’re ever in Austin, don’t go to green light they have the worst DJ ever

"Kiss my converse beyotch" - our uber driver

Since when is this a full cup of guac come on chipotle

I nominate Paolo to do the boiling water challenge xxx

My new personal best

Thanks Jordancollins

Today has just proven, once and for all, that I'm not missing fucking anything by not watching football.

My little 💗 ain't she cute Amanda Brennan

“MTV NEWS: Made it to Friday. *victory dance* pic.x.com/uSOOhUdCx1” Cassandra May

#teambuilding #daveandbusters Amanda Brennan

Someone just named me Miss SOG (South of Gandy) #honored CDQ

I just tried to call the jerry springer show

If you're in tampa and haven't voted yet, go to the polls and vote MISSY POLO FOR CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE! Go vote people!!!!

“POSITIVE PLANT: no matter what happens today you made it to today and that's honestly the biggest accomplishment” Phoebe Stephens

If I could have dinner with one person dead or alive it would be Robin Williams...Hook is s quality film

If I could be anyone in the world I would be Daenerys Targaryen or Hilary Duff

Reasons I hate the radio: Dj referred to timber as "some new music by Kesha"

Live tweetin the bullshit

#outbackbowl