It’s a lot like having kids.

A woman handed me her phone, asking me to take a photo of her and her partner. It was still on front facing camera. This should be illegal.

EVERYONE should plead the Fifth. If your response is that “minorities shouldn’t invoke their rights if they know what’s good for them,” you are either virtue-signaling or a cop. Either way, get the fuck out of my mentions with your boot-licking bullshit.

Welp. I’m out. #lawschool #evidence #rulesofevidence

It’s been a while, but I had to dust off the cards to write for Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock and Stacey Abrams ! #postcards #TurnGeorgiaBlue

“This is going to enrage Trump’s base”

Bro, the words ‘Happy Holidays’ enrage Trump’s base

'But you didn't charge so-and-so' is by far the worst defense to anything I've ever heard. Is there a list we are supposed to follow, in a specific order, while investigating crime?

I don’t know why conservatives are panicking. I’ve been told that if you’ve done nothing wrong and simply comply with the cops, you have nothing to worry about.

All that pain and suffering for egg retrieval and you can just swab them out with a penis. Who knew??

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

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Heard “someone” typing on an unintended laptop for two straight hours yesterday in the law library. Their note haunts them even in death.

The last step of getting ready in the morning is retracing all of the previous steps to figure out where I set my phone down.

If you look out the window, maybe you’ll see me.

Jim Jordan, whose district is attached in green, says he’s concerned about being the victim of gerrymandering.

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Unpopular opinion from this side of the aisle: I definitely used to go through 40+ gallons of milk a month. And yes, that also led to me driving a larger vehicle.

Molly Jong-Fast #HereRightMatters Here's a good letter on the subject from a hospital that has had it up to here.