They only need to triple their budget… #aplaceinthesun

Please show them something that’s even vaguely what they asked for Craig for god’s sake #aplaceinthesun

‘It’s a beautiful home’, just not what they want, obviously #aplaceinthesun

Won’t they need an enormous living room if they’re putting up four large grandchildren on sofa beds?? #aplaceinthesun

“Brilliant views” 😂#aplaceinthesun

Are they filming everything through fencing to make the properties look even more grim and prison like? #aplaceinthesun

Frank Lloyd Wright? In Benalmádena? 😮😮#aplaceinthesun

Ah, it was ‘influenced by Frank Lloyd Wright’. Not quite the same #aplaceinthesun luxuryvillavv.com

“These two are pretty new to the island” I thought Craig said they’d been to Corfu for their honeymoon in 2015 and have returned 10 times since then? #aplaceinthesun

Soller is about 15 mins drive north of Bunyola. Or, according to Jean, ‘the other side of the island’ #aplaceinthesun

Sure they’d love the marauding drunken hordes in Arenal #aplaceinthesun

They’ll need to double their budget, not just ‘up’ it a bit #aplaceinthesun

“It’s very modern”. If it was 1975. Grim #aplaceinthesun

Meanwhile poor Craig has downed the rest of the cognac #aplaceinthesun

And Karl isn’t going to be attempting to speak French at all, is he? #aplaceinthesun

Asking people to write for free already grosses me out, but even worse is a publication putting out a call for paid pieces, & then after receiving 200 pitches, emailing writers to say they're no longer in a position to pay (but hooray! Exposure!) Shame on Low Season Traveller

Dipti’s going to have a bit of a shock when she sees what ‘quiet hidden gem’ Mojácar is like in summer #aplaceinthesun

“Seville’s 19th-century cathedral”. Oh dear Jasmine. Lovely to be in Seville for a change but I’m cringing already #aplaceinthesun

Ground floor in the centre. Noisy and dark then #aplaceinthesun

I think they must have been watching episodes from 2017 and that’s why they’re expecting to get much more for their bargain-basement budget #aplaceinthesun