any man under 5’6 is a labubu

5’8”

My whole family was so excited about this but my mom went into labor with me and missed it. Replay Aid 🤗

🤣🤣🤣 thanks, bro.

I think people believe I’m at a resort or something. I’m in the middle of nowhere and trying to overstay my welcome.

My niece’s Dad 🥹♥️

The singers are paid actors. The whole city has been singing for me and ya know what? I love it.

My Jennaaaaa! I love you!

I touched grass. Barely on these apps.. Every time I log onto social media, someone’s dog or 👧🏻 goes bye bye ☁️ ✨ 👼 what in the actual Hell? This has been a very sad year.

“You drink like a Brit but 🤮 like a Filipino” Muchos gracias, Puto.

My phone reception is shotty so back to this app. NGL, I miss the toxicity.

We’re back, baby! The year of the Ocho Cincos..had to take a break.

Alani Witches Brew is hit or miss, depending on my mood but I keep buying and hoarding because everyone else wants.

I forget a lot of things but I never forget lincoln 🇬🇾 ‘s birthday. Happy birthday, friend!! ♥️♥️♥️

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school. This is America.

This match is so boring. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Ethan beating up his geriatric dad had more 🩸.

Jason Statham looks like he’s plotting his car chase TF out of there.

Once again, the Alvarezes… keeping the fam tradition of letting folks down.

And jk, he didn’t lose. Getting 100 mil + for just showing up? My maaan

Winner!!! 👑 🇲🇽