Socialism: You have two cows. The state takes one. Communism: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you a ration of milk. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and turn it into a  herd. Labour: You have two cows. The state takes both, drinks the

🚨 Trump told CNN’s Dana Bash Iran’s hardline negotiators are now dead BASH: “Does that mean Israel got them?" TRUMP: “Well, they didn't die of COVID.” 🤣

“Most of the animals in this field are horses and chickens.” - Darren Jones MP

Finally a non-woke advert! 🙌🏾

'Sex is assigned at birth' - until they need to abort girls before birth

Ridiculous!

Best one yet! 🤣👏🏻

Don’t spend your hard earned money at Tesco who have fallen to the “we hate anything Christian” brigade and are calling Christmas Trees ‘evergreen trees’. They only way to to beat this nonense is with our wallets. Tesco renames Christmas tree as ‘evergreen tree’

A monster. There is no other way to describe her.

This is unimaginable. The people who do this should receive the same treatment. Those who are cruel to dogs have no souls.

Hey This Morning . Trump did not call the journalist 'piggy' he said 'peggy'. The journalist is called Peggy Collins. Stop letting failed lying journalists like Kay Burley a platform for her crap. Do better.

True.

I’m so not ok with this. I’ve always been pro choice up till 24 weeks. But no abortions based on sex ever & definitely not for social reasons at 8 1/2 months! Horrific

Just when you think transgender ideology has been vanquished- it rears its head again. Doing this to children is evil. It should be a crime.

🚨RUPERT LOWE CALLS FOR STOP TO PUBERTY BLOCKER TRIAL "We cannot allow experimental drugs to be given to confused young boys and girls. We cannot allow twisted ideologies to harm children." The NHS are experimenting on Children for trans ideology They must be stopped

I actually feel sorry for youngsters who have no memory of how much better this country was when people could take a joke.

8 years ago UAE 🇦🇪 Foreign Minister HH Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed warned Europe of something very important … and guess what … it’s sadly happening today

You are the GOAT Ricky! Ricky has ALWAYS backed up this quote with actions ~ “Animals don't have a voice. But I do. A loud one. My voice is for them. And I'll never shut up while they suffer.” ~ @RickyGervais.

Moronic State overreach BANS Christmas wreaths from tenent’s doors. And threatens to fine those people who ignore the ban. Well done Portsmouth Council, it’s excellent decisions like these, that will see you voted out of office. If we’re allowed elections obvs 🤡

The gym culture we LOVE to see. If anyone knows the man in the orange shirt, please tell him on behalf of the entire internet and gym community, THANK YOU. We need more like him in the world. ❤️