My entire arm is hot hot pins and needles asleep and yet I persist

I strive for Dali dimensions of Earnesty if you MUST know

I’m just so thankful for all of your support

I guess I’ll just Postmates some nilla wafers now and hope for a better future.. I also sincerely pray that the gorgeous adults who follow me on here shall graciously scroll past this nonsense and resume their beautiful lives

This was somehow rly Rupert pupkin vibes and I didn’t mean for it to come out that way at alllllll

Have prob drafted 30-40 tweets by now and am very impressed with my impulse control!

'Riverside Drive', New York, 1953 Vivian Maier

I love my mother too much and it makes me angry and she loves me too much and it makes her small.

I don’t know if I’m lucky or if I’m cursed or if I’m just lickity split down the middle, but what I do know is that I can’t take a single domestic flight without thinking “I better call my mother.”

Love can get in the way of Truth. Sometimes I feel my mother and I live in a maximum security wind-tunnel, and that we made up all of our surroundings, minus the food in the fridge.

I had a Tin Tin bath mat and a Babar tea set growing up and my beautiful mother dressed me in understated overalls and pigtails and I just..... I guess what’s happened to me is all my Fault.

Only made it thru half an ep of baby reindeer cus it scared the living daylights out of me (A BRILLIANT fucking QUILT of a performance by this ms Jessica's)— reposting cus this is a great ass speech and IT WILL make me happy to revisit so I need it here on this wall

Feel like it might be time I switch to a more …French pedicure… tone on this account

Feel like it might be time I switch to a more …French pedicure… tone on this account

FRENCH PEDI

Why not

Transcends the French pedicure mold

There is a serious anger behind the French pedicure

my takeaway from this is that Timothee is a writer and should be writing scripts and that Shia labeouf speaks exactly like me bang bang