just stop buying coffee and cook all your meals from scratch and you’ll be able to own a home in no time, they say!!!!!!!!!

That's not the kind of male aesthetic that countless millions of women buy cinema tickets for. This is:

bet you smell crazy

do i have to die on this hill can’t i just play on it for a while

this is female gaze btw

guy I haven’t talked to since June just texted asking what I was doing tonight… baby it’s raining in Los Angeles… I will be in my apartment, reading & cooking, with a candle lit while listening to the rain I’m VERY busy

the other day someone said this was their dad trying to teach them math and it’s insane how spot on that is

genuinely think Guillermo del Toro is the best to ever do it

just said “wow” out loud at the simple beauty of this

Got my period

so government-run grocery stores are good…?

now imagine seeing a lizard inside your house

this is the female gaze

the actual female gaze 🥀

this truly looks like it’s out of season 27 of parks and rec

had to check 3x to make sure this wasn’t poo crave

love to tweet out the article in which I am accused of being a sugar daddy and not address it at all

this is so real of him I also used to get passes for the Universal lot and then spend all day there exploring it’s so magical and no one cares!!!!!