My amazon wishlist is currently just one of those blow-up t-rex costumes. I'm not gonna buy it till this is all over, but my day will come.

Look, my fanfiction is currently over 100 (12 sized-font, single-spaced) pages long and I see no end in sight.

This is the best text I've received in a long time. Now I want a pet crab.

I was dancing like no one was watching near a window and SOMEONE WAS WATCHING!! Their laughter shall haunt my dreams. A cautionary tale.

In light of Into the Spider-Verse trending and the fact that What We Do In the Shadows season 2 premieres tonight, a reminder I guested on Movie Crush Podcast to talk about both those things: iheart.com/podcast/105-mo… and iheart.com/podcast/105-mo…

"Till the ice cube melts" probably isn't a good reason to make another drink. But in my defense, it's one of those fancy big ice cubes. And also it's Saturday?? If that means anything anymore...

In the epic battle of pie v cake, will justice reign & name pie supreme? Or will cake unjustly take the win? Hear me make the case for pie on the new show all about the best food fights of time Food Court with RichardBlais wherever you get your podcasts! iheart.com/podcast/1119-f…

My strategic supply of hot sauce is getting low.

"For a few years, I've been seriously thinking about the elves," is a sentence a friend of mine just said. Many questions. Many questions indeed.

In honor of #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday, my fave meme and a taste of the epic text chain I had with mastrkate when we discovered it. Now back to watching some of my fave films, working on my Luke Skywalker… instagram.com/p/B_yBevqpseJ/…

Who the hell is Anney? Zing, Winter Soldier joke! In which I do way too much research on a movie I've seen a million times and wear cosplay for work. On your left!

I just shouted loudly to myself, "I'll sue you for damages!" Everything's fine here. Happy Monday, everyone!

Dreams do come true! Listen to me nerding out hardcore, you must. It's not a trap!

I taught my mom about the best camera angles for video calls last night and she was just about as excited as I've ever seen her. She said she couldn't wait to tell her friends. I felt like I'd imparted a great wisdom. It was delightful.

We need your dating while quarantined stories! The heartthrobs and the heartbreaks and everything in between!

I call this look murder chic. I would've been a *terrible* spy, but I would have looked real intense until I tripped over my own feet cos my hair was in my eyes AND LOOK HOW SHORT MY HAIR WAS. Pay no attention to the clutter in my apartment! Also, my own hashtag, dang! Ok, done

One year in quarantine and this is what I have to show for it. I spend an embarrassing amount of time thinking about puns. And Star Wars. And Star Wars puns. And then being inappropriately proud of them. Many can attest. Thanks to @analogcolor for making my meme dreams come true.

Had a blast guesting on this show and discussing the zig-zagging road that led me to hosting StuffMomNeverToldYou and Savor Podcast. Bonus discussion of working with other amazing hosts and karaoke. Go check it out!

Behold! My Disco Luke Skywalker cosplay, debuted at Dragon Con to confused joy. I had such fun I never got to my Cool Stan Luke Skywalker/Winter Soldier mashup. Next time! Kudos to the Darth Vader & his Vader-y sigh to my excited, "Dad it's me, I'm going through a Disco phase!"

Welp, a lotta stress, a lotta reigning in of my desire to just have a whole middle section of cosplay pictures and a thirty plus page essay on Princess Leia, but @mcveysamantha and I (with a lotta support) wrote a book for StuffMomNeverToldYou ! static.macmillan.com/static/fib/stu….