Ah yes the daily message from someone 4 pay-grades above me asking me to perform a VLOOKUP 🤗

Just saw a list titled 30 things to do before 30 and one of them was “have a side hustle that makes $1k+/month” 🤢🤮

Online shopping for women’s clothes be like “model is 5’10” wearing XS”

Handful of XXtra Hot Cheetos followed by handful of Tums... repeat

My mom told me that her 55 year old white male (and married) gym instructor asked her “why have you been hiding your daughter from me?” after he saw a photo of me on her Facebook 🤢🤮 Please send help

People on Facebook marketplace love labeling everything as mid century modern

In May I told my therapist I was struggling with anxiety around anti-Asian hate crimes. She then asked if I’ve tried meditation. I ghosted her after 4 sessions. Today she left a voicemail asking how my journaling and meditation is going 🙃👍🏽

Was checking out at office max when the cashier started stuttering and asked if I want to donate my change to “minorities” 🧐

#packpix

People with their camera on in a 400 person call, what are you doing

Me: I’m overworked and underpaid Them: have you tried joining the meditation business council?

Alright who used my email to sign up for a bunch of pro-life campaigns… time to fess up!

I had a leader from outside my dept review my resume today and he said “I don’t know what any of these acronyms mean! What is DEI? What is AAPI? You need to be more articulate!” 🥴

Hey surlybrewing, maybe consider actually doing a quick Google search to learn that bánh mì, a Vietnamese sandwich, would never have “Thai dressing” This item perpetuates the harmful stereotype that Asians are a monolith. Also, try spell check next time.

Made the mistake of watching videos of influencers reviewing product that I designed. Comment section is full of “don’t buy Chinese!” “I would never shop at Target!” Exercising so much restraint by not replying. I’m so strong.

Please send tips for how to deal with being repeatedly interrupted via zoom after politely saying “can I finish speaking” 👱🏼‍♂️👨🏻👨🏻‍🦰👨🏼‍🦳👩🏻👴🏻🧔🏻🧔🏻‍♂️🧑🏼

BeReal more like BeBroken

Current top 5 (no particular order): Run Away to Mars - TALK The Otter - Caamp Sugar in a Bowl - Of Monsters and Men A Sky Like I’ve Never Seen - Fleet Foxes WALLS - Ryan Woods Bonus: See Tình (Cucak Remix) - Hoang Thuy Linh

Offensive but understandable x.com/ekrubm/status/…