My toxic trait.

The FTC has banned noncompetes. 💅🏻 ftc.gov/news-events/ne…

Today while I was walking down the street in New Haven enjoying the weather, a man yelled at me, “Keep smiling, thick bitch with your $7 coffee, the apocalypse is coming,” but I was only carrying Dunkin'.

Such a tremendous loss. Very grateful for the labor of so many folks I admire to make the community what it was.

The dopamine has been gone for hours and the bed is still covered. I’m sweaty and full of existential dread. The cats are loving every second, though.

I’ve been hoarding clothes that will “hopefully someday fit again,” since I gained weight 5 years ago, but tonight I’m cleaning out my clawzit.

The Sleater-Kinney show and the Limp Bizkit show are on the same day. What’s a girl to do?

You all are gonna see me on the news tonight if my husband doesn’t text me back about having chicken nuggets for dinner soon.

I think I just felt an earthquake in Connecticut?

Tech honestly sickens me sometimes. People are having whole romantic relationships with LLMs, but I still have to write my own Jira tickets?

Did I house 4 deviled eggs or 8 deviled eggs if these are the deviled eggs I housed?

I’m laid up with bronchitis and it’s actually rude that the new season of Bridgeton isn’t ready yet. What else can I binge if that’s the vibe I want?

I filled out a survey about my foot size for a new shoe company and they invited me to be on their community advisory board because I have an “uncommon ball girth.”

This is the best note this week could possibly end on. HAZEL IS SAFE AND HOME.

I learned way too much about bounding boxes and pseudo elements in higher order components today. Is it too late to become a backend dev?

Thoughts and prayers for the on-call engineers at Chime right now.

I’m getting a big girl bed tomorrow (my first mattress with a comma in the price) and if I start getting at least six hours of quality sleep per night it’s really over for you all.

I’ve never had someone make a clown of me as badly as forwardRef in my typed polymorphic component, and I once dated a guy who dumped me on my AIM Away Message and said “Goodbye 😘”

Would you all believe that choosing a furnace company because their phone number is 666-4200 was not a sound strategy? No heat or hot water in here yet again.

Being a bridesmaid is honestly the worst. Has anyone been a bridesmaid and not had it negatively impact your relationship with the bride?