Made a date with divinity but she wouldn’t let me fuck

I for some reason have a random craving to go on a date with a very heady Russian man and speak exclusively in Russian

I think I might stop looking for men and start studying for the gmat again

I can not go through another breakup because I do not have another glow up left in me. I have arrived at the final glow up state. Glow up samsara

I think to fully grasp just how bad my reaction was to the novel covid-19 vaccine, if someone offered me 500 billions dollars to get another dose I would say no

I invited this guy to a yoga class as a first date. He immediately filmed this after the class and posted it as a story. I didn’t go on a second date

Yes. Ovulation at 37 is a mini novella experience

I’m the naked neighbor, the fuck it we ball friend, and the ride or die girlfriend and I’m not sorry

My personal trainer plugged in a pumpkin spice air freshener in the bathroom which felt like 3 seconds of nostalgia and then like a bioweapon assault

Gorilla rows are one of my favs

I know I’m talking to a computer but there should be a word for the betrayal I feel when the computer is wrong

Guys there’s a Jamaican chef at the community market I go to and eat at several times a week and today he asked me to make HIM dinner

Started making iced matchas at home but I still can’t afford dental work

When I first got single in 2019 I was matching with like Forbes 30 under 30 guys and now it feels like everyone I see on dating apps are competing for Dumb and Dumber

Lots of people love to get women shit about how many men want to put a peen in here and how she is suppose to react to that

I slept 8 hours and then made a coffee and then took a 1.5 hour clawfoot bath and now I’m laying under a tree in my yard enjoying a warmish breeze with the start of fall and listening to birds

Guys it’s ok the world is not too bleak I just needed to eat something

This girl just posted a “never been happier” Instagram story with a guy and when I clicked through to him he had a Toyota Tacoma fan account