Bro it feel like its 14 PM

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD

Oh it’s gonna be a wonderful day

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century. nyti.ms/4qK137J

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City. He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

seeing mamdani win while living across the country from nyc

AYEEEE

The D.C. man accused of assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent with a Subway sandwich was found not guilty by a jury huffpost.com/entry/dc-sandw…

A D.C. man who was charged with assault after throwing his sandwich at a Border Patrol agent was found not guilty.

“The Subway” by Chappell Roan is nominated for two #Grammys: • Record of the Year • Best Pop Solo Performance

she’s so funny man 😭😭😭😭

the bar is in hell these days but it can seriously not be underestimated how much of a relief this is…

One Battle After Another is still the best film I’ve seen released this year & it’s unquestionably one of the best films of this decade. This entire cast needs to be nominated for Oscars- including Chase Infiniti & Benicio. I still can’t believe PTA pulled this masterpiece off.

How it feels to work past 4pm now

someone is playing evanescence on full blast on the metro ❤️