Colder days are arriving, which means I can drive my partner to madness by making loose leaf chai and accidentally leaving bits of soggy tea all over the kitchen counter

Is it too early to be buying Christmas cards yet? HA this is not a question I have already bought SO MANY CHRISTMAS CARDS

Hey, it's my birthday today! If you would like to buy a stranger a present, buy one of my m/m Regency romances and fondly imagine me spending the money on hot chocolate/wool/face serums. They are fun books, you will have fun reading them. amzn.to/3NHZjHQ

I haven't made any jam yet this year, and my empty glass jars in the bottom cupboard are rattling at me accusingly

Hey, why not buy my books? I like them! amzn.to/3NHZjHQ

This Sunday my partner's parents have abandoned us, so instead of my usual five course Italian lunch I will be eating sandwiches and sadly remembering happier times

November tomorrow! Wear your woollens, embrace the cold and darkness, honour your dead!

I decided to draw my mum a dahlia for Christmas, began optimistically halfway through October, and am now weeping and cursing the skies because dahlias are the most fucking complicated flower in the world to draw. Every petal is an obstacle course.

I read on my little balcony this morning with a cup of coffee and it was just an a+ experience.

What a lovely thing, thank you very much!

Hello! I've been off Twitter for a bit (life, ugh, etc) but have come back to find chaos thanks to a billionaire loser. Please sign up to my newsletter if you want to keep in touch. I'll have a smaller audience there, but it's going to feel a damn sight better than this place.

Good Lord.

Dear Readers, I was so enlivened by your responses to my previous thread in which I asked you to write me a story that I have decided to host a writing competition. It will be held on my Substack. open.substack.com/pub/hanifkurei…

Do I still exist? Yes! Have I written something FUN that's going to be out soon? Yes! Am I going to tease you all by showing nothing but a teeny bit of the (gorgeous) cover? Yes 😁 (many thanks to Merry Farmer for the promo image!)

Good points were made 😂

I wrote a Regency MM romance novella and you can pre-order it TODAY! It was fun to write. It is, in my (biased) opinion, lovely to read. It's small and cute and available for pre-order now. Click below, please, and enjoy! amazon.com/dp/B0BZ6ZP3TS #Romance

It’s live! Thanks ⁦Jane Friedman⁩ for publishing my piece trying to define upmarket fiction. Let me know what you think. We have a long definition, a case study, cover examples and much more: janefriedman.com/what-is-upmark…

My Regency MM romance novella is OUT TODAY! It was really fun to write. It's small and cute and high heat for the length, and in my opinion it would be a lovely impulse buy. Click below, please, if you would, and enjoy! It's also in KU! amazon.com/dp/B0BZ6ZP3TS #Romance

I like this a lot. From a creator's POV, it would be healthier if we adopted this mentality, too. Do your best and take steps toward success. Every book you put out is a step. There is no failure in writing.

sorry WHAT.