I am lazy

the tantalizing, forbidden allure of the 4pm iced coffee

i lied

i had my first mri ever yesterday and they asked me what music i wanted to hear to drown out the noise so i said hozier and i just wanted to give yall and accurate recreation of what i heard yesterday bc i thought it was funny af

Sims loading screen advice lol

seΙf harm

How should they be credited

EXCUSE ME???

Ich hatte mal einen Kollegen der konnte nen flick Flack das war brutal geil ich hab dem immer gesagt mach mal flick flack und er hat's gemacht weil ich mich so darüber gefreut habe heute sitzt er im Knast wegen Totschlag

brilliant

Do you every try a podcast and unfortunately the host is just simply too American voiced

my photo for my job‘s website just told me to get lip filler should i listen be honest

It was at this moment…

“Certified pizza lover, adulting is hard, fluent in sarcasm” what if i pushed you into a meat grinder and cranked it

I know we shouldn’t laugh about the Diddy stuff but this is still absolutely finishing me

ㅤ

Wieso sind Lavalampe kei Thema meh, ich will überall Lavalampe gseh